bulemic drinker

so the moms said something about drinking being to fattening tonight which made me think. i will now allow you all the distict priviledge of travelling through my thought process for a bit (minus the thoughts about flying cars and warp portals and mmmmm brownies and the like). so i havent been drinking for like probably a year now and i sure as hell havent lost any weight, which proves to me that this whole light beer phenomenon or low carb beer phenomenon is total horseshit. but then again, perhaps the ill effects (no pun intended) of my drinking were countered by the ill effects of my drinking (ok, pun intended this time). meaning this- i can sum up the pattern of my drinking days (and these days were many and glorious, if glory is to be defined by sloppiness and story worthy efforts by friends) in one relatively succinct word- bulemic. my drinking was characterized by a very noticable pattern of binging and purging, usually a two day process. so perhaps all of the calories i uploaded on evening one were downloaded one day two as i dry heaved and sometimes wet heaved and went for many hours unable to choke down even the most delectable dish. and so maybe for my first several years of college i would have been classified as a bulemic without even knowing so. i urge you all to perform random self-diagnoses, as it has proven to be quite enlightening and an overall good ole time. i will now go rub my bosom to see if there is a lump. wish me luck.