anyone hiring?

i need a new job. i cannot teach any longer.

now for more fun- some signs that god hates me:

1. i got stuck with that class and lost my planning period (old stuff i know; dont worry, more coming)
2. my car has no ac, and i hate being hot
3. i graded my life away last week (like 70 hours)
4. i have that damn class every thursday until like 9pm- that makes a 15 hour work day not counting grading. horseshit.
5. my fantasy football team features second round pick dante culpepper at qb- he has now thrown for 0 touchdowns and 8 interceptions. he has also fumbled twice.
6. i was told i would be getting rid of my extra class tomorrow. of course that fell through and im stuck with them until christmas.
7. at school we all ordered supplies at the same time a couple of weeks ago. on friday everyone else's came. mine didnt.
8. on friday night i tried to go out and get carlson, who was in town, before heading to the highlands. on 285, right under the 85 overpass where there are no exits for like a mile and a half, traffic completely stopped. i was stuck there for an hour and a half.
9. the fucking snake keeps trying to bite me.
10. i have an angry parent conference at 7am tomorrow morning. what a way to start the week.

there's surely more, but this shit is making me angry, so im gonna stop now.

anyhow, back to the point at hand- does anyone know of a better job that will hire an unqualified and miserable human being? if so, please let me know. id love to hear about it.

my next blog will be happier, i promise. it may be a while.