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Friday, August 27, 2004

olympics

well i made the mistake just now of watching the olympic basketball game today because apparently i just was not quite angry enough and needed something to infuriate me. here is what i have decided.

  1. international referees should have their heads chopped off because they are fucking awful. i mean, when marbury punches a guy in the face right in front of them and they let the game continue; horrendous.
  2. the united states needs to learn how to play defense against the three pointer and the outside screen. just terrible to let that team have that many wide open looks at the basket from three point range.
  3. if i ever see a u.s. team give up a four point play again (as they did in every single one of the games i watched during the olympics) i will personally see to it that they never compete in the olympics again. that shit is just unacceptable.
  4. stephon marbury is the only player allowed to shoot the ball on offense, which is fine cause hes the only one who fucking shows up on the offensive end anyhow.
  5. where are the centers and power forwards!!!!!! we have a fucking team of three guards and nothing else! terrible! either make shaquille oneal and kevin garnett play or put them in prison for fucking treason.

i swear, if i have to watch another spectacle like that unfold in my lifetime, i will try out for the fucking team myself and make an absolute mockery of the entire process, as if it isnt that way already. dream team? what a fucking nightmare.

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