wanna be a brawler

ridiculous. absolutely ridiculous brawls this weekend in the world of sports. first the pacers and pistons, what with ron artest leaping into the crowd to pummel some dude. what a fucking moron. and in dteroit? they may have to redo the rankings here. he deserves everything he gets for this one. i hear its costing him like 5 million dollars just in lost pay for his season length suspension. just wait til the fuker who got his ass kicked gets his day in court. holy damages. artest is gonna be a broke man. but i guess now he can gfocus all his energy into promoting his rap album. i hear the whole basketball thing was really dragging him down. and how about jermaine oneal and stephen jackson out til like the all star break practically. they too have massive contracts and will not be getting paid. dumb fuckers. and then theres the team. how fucked are the pacers. right now they have two reserves and cannot add anyone to the roster. their strating lineup includes some dude named james jones. who the fuck is he? well, at least theyve got freddie jones and austin croshere to carry the load. jesus, even in the east that aint gonna cut it. morons. i hope that team loses like 50 games now. fucking idiots.

and then theres the whole clemson-south carolina thing. in lou holtzes last game as a gamecock, or at least last regular season game, his team goes nuts on clemson, who in turn goes nuts right back. melee. and both teams are now bowl eligible. i say ban them both from the fucking postseason if they cannot control themselves. and then i hear fucking tommy bowden get on tv and blame the pacers and pistons and the media coverage for his team acting like fucking assholes. fire him now. he should be out back behind the wood shed fucking teeing off on these fuckers like singapore did michael fay in '94. blaming the media because "thats all they have been seeing on tv for the last 24 hours". fuck that. beat the fucking shit out of them and then make them run wind sprints til they fucking pass out.

now, moving on- spurrier in south carolina? why cant he go to the sec west. we all know the sec east doesnt need to be any tougher than it already is. next thing you know well have a fucking stoops at vandy or some such shit. enough spurrier. go terrorize some other conference. hell, the acc is looking for a decent team i hear. and the big ten is god awful. georgia just now beat your former team.

i have kiddie basketball practice tonight. i aim to win a game this year. i shall keep you posted, but promise nothing. i could have another "team three quarters" on my hands. i know one thing though; they will never go charging into the crowd to flail away at the fans. im out, like ron artest after a trip to detroit.