definitely your boy

so this guy here has apparently tried to call every 867-5309 in the good old u.s. of a. most seem to not be in service, but from my quick scrolling it looked like there were a dozen or so that actually had people who answered or left voicemail recordings. i was quite pleased to note that an atlanta number had the most original and humorous recording. here it is (the 678 is the area code)-

678: “Wow, you’ve reached this recording because you’re a loser and have no life. You must be one of the many who has dropped out of school and is living on taxpayer money. Please hang up the phone, get a job, and make a contribution to society. Goodbye!”

even i do not have this much free time.