did you ever know that youre my hero

randy moss is quickly becoming my new favorite football player. this guy is fucking classic. not only does he pretend to moon the green bay fans, but when the world reacts as though its the worst thing that has ever been done on a football field he makes a mockery of the entire proceedings. this is some qaulity shit here. take a gander at the brief exchange he had with a reporter in minnesota-

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

Reporter: "Randy, are you upset about the fine?"

Moss: "No, cause it ain't [expletive]. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't [expletive] … Next time I might shake my [expletive]."

how great is that? i cant wait to see that shit. i only hope he scores like 4 touchdowns against the eagles so i can see it again and again and again in the same game. im sick of hearing morons on espn talk about "class" and how moss is a distraction to his team. they said the same shit about dennis rodman and he only helped the bulls win 72 games in a season and three nba titles. these "professionals" get paid to entertain and to avoid distraction. if anything, old randy has only has succeeded in entertaining the hell out of me, and has perhaps created more of a distraction to the eagles and the football watching audience. honestly, i havent heard very much at all about how bad the viking d made favre look, or how good the biking o looked against the packers d. the emphasis, and all the pressure that goes with it, has been taken totally off of the vikings and their mediocre record and has instead been put on only one of the 22 starters for that team. have the other 21 starters answered any questions at all this week about the upcoming game? no way jose; theyre too busy practicing executing while randy practices his next jig. i love it all.