god hates me

well its official. i have the worst luck of any human to ever step inside an automobile. it never fails. if it isnt a ticket its a flat tire, if it isnt a flat tire its my engine blowing up, if my engine checks out ok then of course its a fucking ticket. so here i am yesterday, on my way to stone mountain park to get my last paycheck, which i know cannot be more than like 30 dollars, but its 30 dollars i can use so im going to get it from those fuckers before they void my check. so im headed through stone mountain village and i think "oh shit, id better buckle up before i go past the police station and get a ticket." so i buckle, right about in the spot where the speed limit drops from 45 to 35. then i look up and of course theres a fucking cop clocking people, and im not really going fast so im not too worried, but then i see him lower his radar gunand since there is nobody else on the fucking road i know i am totally fucked here. so of course he pulls me over and tells me i shouldnt be speeding and takes my shit. and he doesnt tell me how fast i was going until he writes me a ticket and brings it back. take a guess. how fast was i going right when the limit drops from 45 to 35? forty-fucking-eight. 48! three miles over, then 13 miles over. and he gives me a ticket thats gonna cost me 121.50! fucker! good to know that the trip to get my 26 dollar check was so worthwhile. i am choosing to blame this on stone mountain park. if they would have just given me my fucking check when they fired me instead of holding it and fucking me over, i wouldnt have this problem. but no. they keep it, they make me come and get it rather than mailing it and then to add insult to injury i open the check and see under the section marked "other pay", the part counting money other than my 2.13 per hour, i see that i have recieved an additional $.01. so apparently my severance is to the tune of one fucking penny. god do i fucking hate that park. mark my words, when i become czar of america i am blowing that god forsaken rock right off the face of the planet.

on a lighter note, i assigned like 12 detentions today. cocksuckers tried to call my bluff. i gave two detentions to one kid. i am making them show up at 630 in the morning since i leave the building at like 11am. ha! hows that for punishment. one kid tried to give me some sob story about having a 30 minute drive to school every day. i told him i guess hed just have to leave the house at 6 then. that brightened my day. anyhow. im hungry. chelf, out.