when weed just isnt enough

two years after rushing for over 1800 yards, ricky williams fails a drug test (allegedly, like thats fooling anyone) and then opts to breach his monstrous contract and head for greener pastures, those being largely unknown to us commoners without the means to just up and leave our jobs and lives and families. now months later, he reappears, ironically in a place called grass valley. this man is a total fucking crackpot, crack being the key syllable there. if only i had so many millions and nothing to do with them.

also, my little kiddie basketball team may not suck quite so bad this year. my like 6th and 7th round picks showed up last night and just started shooting lights out from 3 point range. and since we all know from jim harrick jr's final exam that a 3 point shot is worth three points, my team may acually be able to drop more than the 2 they pulled once in a half last year. im talking like pick and roll to get these fuckers open on the perimeter. beyond that they can suck completely and i wouldnt care. just make it rain bitches. can anyone say dan langhi?