rollin

this will make five posts today and nine in the last five days. im on a roll bitch. if nothing else i figure this gives me permission to slip and put up like no posts for the next five days or so. we shall see. inconsistency is my middle name.

since this post should be more than just a tooting of my own horn, i will now give my opinion of this weekends impending football game here in this parking lot we call atlanta. ready? here goes-

• the falcons will lose and lose big. the rams have somehow gotten hot despite mike martz and his insistence that defense is just what happens while marc bulger gets water. the falcons have a defense as pourous as my five year old pair of holey (and at this point probably almost holy) underwear. whats that you say? they have a good defense? perhaps on paper, but for peter, paul, and mary's sake, have you seen them against a high octane passing team? they give up 20 yard plays like a certain intern gave up the poontang in the clinton white house. i venture to say the rams will throw up over 450 yards of total offense and win by 17 or so. but you know, maybe im just hedging my bets so i can either celebrate or say 'i told you so'.
  

whatever. enough. the dude abides.