its only wednesday?

well, hello there. what a lovely audience. i shall now regale you with my latest news. i cut my hair yesterday. it is short. several students laughed at me. i gave them zeros, as it is bad policy to laugh at the teacher. i went to north carolina this weekend. it was lovely. it was also really quite simple to get there. last time boyd and i went, i seem to remember getting pretty horribly lost on the way and getting a ticket and having a miserable experince overall. this time was solid though. of course, the burger is much more hospitable than joes miniature ass, so maybe that had something to do with it. i stayed in the dorm, which is easily 10,000 times nicer than creswell, and way cleaner, and is not inhabited by frat types and aspiring frat types an overwhelming majority of douchebags and instead seems to be mostly full of people who did not infuriate me, which is nice. i will say however, that the doors are like on hinges that automatically close and the slamming interrupted my sleep too often. but one gripe is not bad on the whole. i ate like a champ the whole time there as the food we had was indeed stellar, as the burger has mentioned on her blog. heck, i even got to watch the georgia game, shitty as it was. the only thing i would say that georgia did better was the karaoke. the place we went to had a pretty puny crowd, and as a result alarmingly bad karaoke singers. this however could have been caused by the fight which occurred like right before we got there. i also finally saw most of farenheight 9/11. solid propaganda there folks. unfortunately having short legs means i am not able to make many of the leaps michael moore is asking his audience make in regards to the bush-bin-laden-oil-terror-and-war-conspiracy or whatever the fuck the ultimate point of the movie was. bush shouldnt be president? fine. must you really show napalm burned bodies and public executions to persuade us of this? i think not.

moving on. i will now print my latest bowling scores.
180-170-160.
very solid over a three game span if i do say so myself. needless to say, we destroyed the competition. next week i will likely bowl 85s or something, so i must revel in this while i can.

i am currently seeking copies of "the well"- the newsletter (if you can call it that) that boyd and i wrote while we were incarcerated in creswell hall. if anyone knows of the whereabouts of any of these mailings, please forward them back to me. my emails do not contain them anymore, even though i thought they did. does yahoo mail delete shit after a point or no? i am curious. however, while looking for the well in my email vaults i came across darci hennek's scathing email response to my sarcastic furious rant on everyone from france the first week i was there when everyone else was getting emails from friends and i was getting nothing. i will publish that email in its entirety now, for you fellow blog readers. in an email entitled "NO- derek you suck!"-

Derek,Why the hell would I email you after I haven't talked to you in 3 years?
you def don't get any sympathy from me since I was in Australia for 6 months and
didn't hear from you. I would love to hear anything productive about our old
friends from high school, but if you are just going to send emails about
drunkiness, foul language, and stupid shit then please take me off your email
list. For the rest of you- hope you're doing well and miss you! Derek- hope your
pessimism about other countries gets better or else you're cheating yourself out
of an amazing experience abroad. Darci

apparently sarcasm doesnt translate well in print. oops. didnt mean to infuriate, though i do still find this email rather humorous. man was she mad.

anyhow, i must now go play xbox or something. i am tired of typing. plus nobody really reads this shit anyhow. done.