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Monday, January 24, 2005

headliner

well folks, it took a lot of hard work, but i have finally made my way into the body of a post by my new best friends. and not just a mention either. i truly believe (or maybe im just a bit too attention crazed) that the entire post was aimed at me. i know, i know, he mentions other people, but cmon, who really got this whole thing started. i am quite proud of myself. hell, i havent even spent more than like 5 minutes on the dude in the past like 6 days, and still he dedicates an entire post to me. this, by the way, is me running off to my own site to talk shit about our boys, even though i have posted these exact same thoughts on their blogger in not so many words. and my favorite part, old pal jesse mistakenly identifies me as a liberal, despite my insistence that i too love laughing at stupid liberals. what an amateur mistake. just because i think he is a moron, i must obviously side with the opposition. i think the atlanta hawks are the sorriest excuse for an nba team maybe ever, and yet i insist on rooting for them. i think some of my students may have the mental capacity of a turnip, and yet i do so hope for their improvement. anyhow, i blog today mainly because i havent in a while, but also to bring everyones attention to my recent upgrade to celebrity status. oh wait, i almost forgot, here is a quote from the most underrated and intellectually challenging and stimulating website of all time:

It just goes on from there, a bottomless pit of braindamaged crybabies. I want to thank the liberals who took the time to brighten my days with infantile rhetoric, irrelevent name-calling, and generally weak or half assed arguments. It all strengthens our belief that liberals are not to be taken seriously, ever
i laugh. hows that whole pot/kettle thing go again? it is i who engages in "infantile rhetoric, irrelevant name calling, and generally weak or half assed arguments" is it? well then, i must sincerely apologize. it will never happen again. to infinity, and beyond!

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