bended

i have been on a four day bender. this is my sober day off. i mean, i guess i didnt drink yesterday, but since it was still heavy in my blood from the previous evenings, i count today as the sober day. granted, this will be shattered in like two hours when i go to this english department throwdown or whatever and have to inhale copious amounts of booze to deal with hanging out with old folks. i have no time for details at the moment, but i will tantalize what remains of my audience with a few juicy tidbits.

i cannot drive a manual transmission and yet did so with the help of a drunk kevin hare last friday night. i now consider myself a master driver.

saturday night was spent in athens where i discussed knockoff watches with a dude from ghana, told the bouncer it was my birthday as he was handing me back my id which clearly states that my birthday is may 29th, watched kevin hit on some chick from auburn who looked thoroughly disinterested in his shit, but who nonetheless came with us and her friend to waffle house and then invited us to hang out afterward. i got home at 7 that morning.

carlson came to town; nothing else notworthy about that.

i have been relieved of my duties at camp hell, where i had been dealing with legions of satans spawn for too many hours of each day for the last couple of weeks. thank the lord that i have been spared the remainder of that trial.

school starts for me again on monday. a week of workdays or some such shite, and i should be hungover much of the time. i have too much booze left at the apartment. swing by if youd like to consume some with yours truly. for now, i remain, uninspired, and thus blogless.

comeback trail

i must begin blogging again, i know. this will be the first of what will hopefully become many. i have moved however, and have no computer or internet access, so i have to break into my parents house to use this internet. this is me making excuses. i will be back at school soon though, with a whole 2 hour planning period to kill, so the blogging will pick up. at the current moment, nothing exciting is happening to me. i did avoid a dui last week though, pure luck, nothing else involved. anyhow, check back folks, more updates coming, and more scandalous info if i have anything to say about it.